Site Update.

You may have noticed i’ve gone a little quiet. That’s cos I have no job. Well I’ll have no job on Friday. Until I get a new job, most of my internet time is spent finding one. So I shall return soon. Hopefully. Til then, i’ll be blogging at www.downloadmonkey.co.uk Bye…….*

Picard, Pulp Fiction and bad special effects.

I admit it. I’m a massive Star Trek geek. Next Generation in particular. Its mix of space opera, enjoyable characters and geekery sucked me in. I even watched a behind the scenes special, and taped it. In this, there was a scene where Picard and Riker shoot phasers at someone, whose head explodes. I remember [...]

AKIRAAAAAAAA!!

Hollywood are remaking Akira. *twitch…twitch….grind teeth* FUCK OFF HOLLYWOOD! When I was a kid I thought it would be awesome to see a live action version of Transformers. Giant robot carnage on the big screen with real people! How wrong I was. Michael Bay pissed over my childhood. The only way he could have made [...]

Doktor Sleepless

Warren Ellis is a hero. He’s a drunk, angry English comic book writer obsessed with the future. He also swears very well. As a drunk angry English procrastinator, obsessed with the future who tries to swear well, he’s the kinda guy I look to for lifestyle guidance. Well, not him – more his comics. Nextwave [...]