Lost Boys 2

I fucking love The Lost Boys. Possibly because it’s set in the awesome looking 80s. More likely because the seaside town that is the setting of the film reminds me of Weymouth, where I used to live. Both have shitty funfairs, ‘local characters’ and a general air of unease. The scene at the start of [...]

A sandwich made of win and awesome.

Yeah, it’s pretty good. However, this is a sandwich made of win and awesome Click that link and be a goddamn hero! Feel the pump!! GOOOOOO!!!!! Ahem. Arnocorps are possibly the greatest thing to ever happen to action movies, music, Schwarzenegger, and the whole goddamn world. And they’ll be in the UK in July. FUCK [...]

The Colour of Magic – The Film – Reviewed.

Guess who went to the premiere of Terry Pratchett’s The Colour Of Magic? Me. Obviously. So – what was it like? Actually pretty good. Adapting something with a cult fanbase such as the Discworld novels is always going to be a problem. If you put every little nuance from the book into the film – [...]

Awwww…

Not new, not particularly cool, and somewhat too nice for this blog…but goddamnit, it’s too fucking cute for words. I hope she never sees the crappy trilogy, that would just be sad…

AKIRAAAAAAAA!!

Hollywood are remaking Akira. *twitch…twitch….grind teeth* FUCK OFF HOLLYWOOD! When I was a kid I thought it would be awesome to see a live action version of Transformers. Giant robot carnage on the big screen with real people! How wrong I was. Michael Bay pissed over my childhood. The only way he could have made [...]

Sceneagers Part Three

OK, here is my review of SCENEAGERS, the new British web series. And I’m going to have a go at this liveblogging malarkey. This could get messy. Also, I do like the show, its just that being nice is no fun. Thats why i’m gonna piss-rip throughout. 00.00 That is a big fucking logo. Go [...]

Robot Combat.

Robot combat is the greatest spectacle known to man, beast or non sentient being. Fighting IS awesome. (To watch that is. And to do, if you win. – I suggest only fighting those weaker than yourself.) However ROBOT FIGHTING is mega-awesome. Why? Humans are ugly bags of mostly water. A few hits and they’re bleeding, [...]

Steal This Film 2

You don’t need to see STF 1 to understand this. A simply awesome film about copyright, file sharing, piracy and intellectual property. (It is – don’t believe what the film tells you!) WILL NOT LET ME EMBED!! ARRRGGHHHHH!!  Its available here for download.  The rest of it is on YouTube

5SecondMovies

There are hundreds of these things on Youtube. But Theguywiththeglasses is by far the best.

Super High Me.

So, what happens if you smoke a SHITLOAD of weed? It turns out you make what looks like a very interesting movie! (If I did this – I would eat a whole family pack of Wotsits, watch Conan The Barbarian, say ‘woah’ a lot and fall asleep.)