I Rickroll’d the nation…

In my capacity as a sometime advisor to Sky.com News I have achieved a few things. I got Anonymous on the national news. I’m proud of that. But yesterday, I achieved an epic win. I rickroll’d the viewing public. Oh fuck yeah. This is what happens when a /b/tard gets a job in the real [...]

Electric Spectre is go!

‘A Directory Of Terrible Things‘ Just need web hosting, and someone who knows CSS enough to customise a WordPress template a bit. I’ll pay! – get in contact!! Interceptor and VonTurbo are coming for you BoingBoing. Beware.

Beard Diary # 9

Hairy as a motherfucker!

VonTurbo Needs a Job!

Who wants to employ me? I’m an actual professional coolhunter. How many people can say that? Real people that is. Cayce Pollard isn’t a real person. Anyone?

Beard Diary # 8

NEW HAT WOOOOO!!! Bought a beard clipper today, am yet to use it. I’m going to try to grow for four weeks without cutting, as advised by the beard bible. However if the chinstrap gets a bit too much longer than the rest, it’s going to get the buzz.

Beard Diary # 7

This is a genuine Egyptian Fez I am very drunk in this picture. My hair looks like King Charles Spaniel ears.

Lost Boys 2

I fucking love The Lost Boys. Possibly because it’s set in the awesome looking 80s. More likely because the seaside town that is the setting of the film reminds me of Weymouth, where I used to live. Both have shitty funfairs, ‘local characters’ and a general air of unease. The scene at the start of [...]

Jonathan Coulton in London

In awesome news, JoCo is in London on the 20th. My tickets are bought. Had to get restricted view, so it looks like it’ll be a sell out. I wonder what a geek rock audience looks like. I reckon there will be a lot of neckbeards, (I’ve got one!) confused girlfriends (converted to the ways [...]

Beard Diary # 6

ITCHY NECK!!!

Beard Diary # 5

Definite improvement today. Also, I look like a pirate. Yay.

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