Electric Spectre – WOOOO!!! Stuff there now. Don’t look at this blog – go there!
I’m Back.
oh yes.
the inter web has been kind to me. i now serve it again for money.
spider would be proud. i’m a jounalist. and other things.
right now, i’m on a mac – a hateful machine full of demons and a bad keyboard. and i’m full of drugs. yay.
aLSO, I SHOULD SAY THAT JULIAS COMIC IS ACE. THE POVERTY THING IS GREAT. oh no. capslock. not me i swear.
Also. my girlfriend saw 4chan. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Is what I wrote while feeling slightly worse for wear. But yes, I’m back. The blog must continue for now I know how much money can be made from the webs. I need hits by the ton.
I offer this picture as explanation to my somewhat incoherent post…
Site Update.
You may have noticed i’ve gone a little quiet.
That’s cos I have no job. Well I’ll have no job on Friday.
Until I get a new job, most of my internet time is spent finding one.
So I shall return soon. Hopefully.
Til then, i’ll be blogging at www.downloadmonkey.co.uk
Bye…….*
I Rickroll’d the nation…
In my capacity as a sometime advisor to Sky.com News I have achieved a few things. I got Anonymous on the national news. I’m proud of that. But yesterday, I achieved an epic win. I rickroll’d the viewing public. Oh fuck yeah.
This is what happens when a /b/tard gets a job in the real world. What’s the next challenge? Mudkips? Peadobear? Shoop?
Electric Spectre is go!
‘A Directory Of Terrible Things‘
Just need web hosting, and someone who knows CSS enough to customise a WordPress template a bit. I’ll pay! – get in contact!!
Interceptor and VonTurbo are coming for you BoingBoing. Beware.
Beard Diary # 9
Hairy as a motherfucker!
VonTurbo Needs a Job!
Who wants to employ me?
I’m an actual professional coolhunter. How many people can say that?
Real people that is. Cayce Pollard isn’t a real person.
Anyone?
Beard Diary # 8
NEW HAT WOOOOO!!!
Bought a beard clipper today, am yet to use it. I’m going to try to grow for four weeks without cutting, as advised by the beard bible. However if the chinstrap gets a bit too much longer than the rest, it’s going to get the buzz.
Beard Diary # 7
This is a genuine Egyptian Fez
I am very drunk in this picture.
My hair looks like King Charles Spaniel ears.
Lost Boys 2
I fucking love The Lost Boys. Possibly because it’s set in the awesome looking 80s. More likely because the seaside town that is the setting of the film reminds me of Weymouth, where I used to live. Both have shitty funfairs, ‘local characters’ and a general air of unease. The scene at the start of TLB where they drive through Santa Carla to the tune of ‘People Are Strange’ is like walking through Weymouth at the height of summer. The town is full of tourists, punks, psychobillys, metalheads and goths melting in the sun. It’s a sight to behold.
Anyway. Cory X 2 is back! They’re. Only. Noodles. Michael!!! It’s going to rule the same way the Tremors sequels ruled.
I hope they bring back that oiled up wrestler type guy. He played a mean sax.
